If I Were Me . . . I’d Know What I Want
A one-woman show about finding your voice

She wanted to go to an Alice Cooper concert but entered a Dairy Princess contest instead.

Can you tell the truth while living a lie?

“Entertaining, Authentic”

~ Jonas Nissen, Theater Director, Fairmont Opera House

“Funny, Emotional, Poignant”

~ Greg Marsh, Natural Vision Teacher, Fort Collins, CO

“Fun and Informative”

~ Patty McManus-Huber, Nash’s Organic Produce Promotions Coordinator

“Brave, Gutsy, Evolutionary”

~ Beverly Goldie, Ed.D.



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Common questions at the talkback

How do you get along with your sister after having the outburst?
Has your life changed because of performing this show? How?
Where did you get the idea to create this show?
Are you afraid of hurting people’s feelings by speaking your truth?
I’m curious about your brother, is he really like that?
What does your Mom think about your show?
Is Leonard a real person?
How long did it take you to write this show?

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Pamela on Stage
Pamela performing “If I Were Me… I’d Know What I Want”

Pamela’s show was authentic and captivating. A beautiful theme of freedom and speaking your mind.

~ Eva Dorrepaal Actress & Playwright

Eva Dorrepaal and Pamela Ziemann outside Theatre Row in NYC

2018 Performances

Tucson Fringe
Scoundrel & Scamp Theater at the Historic Y
738 N. 5th Tucson, AZ 85705
January 12th and 13th 7:30 pm
Tucson Fringe website & tickets

Visalia, California Center for Spiritual Living
117 S Locust St, Visalia, CA 93291
February 11, 1pm
Workshop February 12, 1 pm-4pm

2017 Performances

Olympic Theater Arts
414 North Sequim Ave., Sequim, WA
February 3rd, 5:00pm

Center for Spiritual Living
254 N. Bagley Creek Road, Port Angeles, WA
February 11th, 2:00pm

Seattle Fringe Festival
Seattle Center Armory
March 24th, 6:30pm
March 25th, 8:00pm
March 26th, 2:15pm
March 31st, 6:30pm
April 1st, 1:00pm

Bob’s Studio
118½ East Front St., Port Angeles, WA
June 28th, 7:00pm

Prince Edward Island Fringe Festival
Venue: Rochford Square (Rochford St. & Kent St.)
August 3rd, 9 pm
August 4th, 5 pm
August 5th, 9 pm
August 6th, 4 pm

Pocahontas, Iowa
Rialto Theatre 324 N. Main St
August 29, 5 pm

Chicago Fringe
Jefferson Playhouse 4766 N. Milwaukee Ave Chicago, IL 60630
September 2, 8:30 pm
September 3, 10 pm
September 4, 7pm

United Solo
410 West 42nd Street, New York NY 10036
October 6, 2017 Time: 7:30 pm

Bob’s Studio
118 1/2 East Front St. Port Angeles, WA
November 15, 7 pm

If I Were Me . . . I’d Know What I Want